extreme laziness post #2

Need somewhere to put your baby during those awkward " I don't feel like holding you" times? Look no further than the baby keeper. It's basically like a hanger, but for your baby instead of your clothes. We all know this was really designed to swing your baby around to create a "flying sensation," but we can stick with the cover up of baby keeper for now. Article at BookofJoe
edit-On second thought, definitely NOT a good idea to swing your baby around in this thing. I'm not responsible for you crazy M F-ers.

It's my tree in a box!

The "flat-pack" christmas tree brings a new degree of laziness to the holidays! Its basically two poles and a tree colored sheet you throw over the top them. Apparently the horrible excuse for a tree is 6 feet tall and comes pre-decorated with 200 lights and pretty ribbons. But seriously, if your gonna buy this just go ahead and punch Santa in the face and tell him you don't believe in him. He will be just as heartbroken...
Peep the vid and some more pics at daily mail

It's Made Out of What?!

So this crazy chick on Deviant Art decided to make a megaman portrait out of her own menstrual blood. Umm...I'm not really sure what else to say here. Hit the link for the original page. The comments are worth the jump. Deviant Art

How About a French Fry Bazooka?

These crazy M-er F-ers over at Make Magazine decided to shove a fresh potato into a cannon, launch it through a wire screen at 900 miles an hour, and have the diced potato land in a vat of frying oil below. Sounds....pretty awesome actually. They call it the Uber Tuber, although i like the name "Potato's worst enemy 5000" better. Click the link for some gruesome potato destroying...then frying...then hot, fattening, 900 mile an hour delicousness. MAKE

Office Supplies to the Max!

This is a trailer for a short film, The Pen is Mightier (the space in between "Pen" and "is" is very important.) Pretty cool idea and there is some pretty B.A. stop motion animation. **Caution** Contains some very NSFW marker on stapler action. Along with gratuitous amounts of pencil shavings and thumb tack shankings. Check out the doodle-filled action on youtube.

Holy Jesus! Mario pushpin art

This is a Mario mural, made entirely out of pushpins, by some students at the University of Fraser Valley (wherever the hell that is...) The project took over 17,000 colored thumbtacks in total, so if your missing any from your office junk drawer, these kids probably stole them. Check out more pictures and some info on the dudes who made it at the tanooki.

Guitar Hero Drum Mod

This is definitely some of the most ridiculus modded guitar hero controller drumming that i have ever seen. This dude built a custom drum pad controller and beats "through the fire and the flames" on expert with it. If he can beat it at 100% I will personally pay for his carpal tunnel surgery. You can check out the video of the TTFATF ridiculousness over at College Humor